Greg Hood, MD, Internal Medicine, 02:33PM Aug 25, 2013
Driving home Friday I saw what is still not an uncommon sight. I saw a car covered in dozens of bumper stickers. More surprising than that this driver hasn't gotten the message that the 90s are over is that unlike essentially every other car around here so adorned this one was covered with Republican and conservative stickers. Sometimes physician cars can stand out just as noticeably, though the owner may not realize it.
The driver of a car plastered with bumper stickers knows that doing so makes statements. It is, of course, the intent of having the stickers. Seldom do such drivers realize all that they are communicating. Those who parade the latest fad, the stick figure family, may think that it is cute and endearing. Perhaps if they were to consult http://www.raidsonline.com/ and http://mapsexoffenders.com/ to understand whom comprises their readership on the road they might have a second thought.
Contrary to the satirical sticker noted above, the unfortunate truth is that some may be very interested. The symbols explaining that if one wishes to follow home the vehicle I began the article referencing one need only to be prepared to deal with a cat and puppy before exercising cruel intent on a single mother and two daughters may then be perceived as an unwise display.
Displaying counterbalancing stickers from firearm manufacturers and Second amendment organizations alongside the little stick girl in a tutu may seem to act as a deterrent as well as a promotion of one's beliefs. Unfortunately, it may be taken as an invitation to collect (and use) said items during a home invasion, or at a minimum in a burglary should the criminal element elect to wait until the home is again vacant. What's more, the criminal in this case doesn't even have to follow the (almost certain) gun owner home.
All he or she has to do is follow the vehicle until it pulls into a pistol-free zone, for example the school parking lot (another sticker says plainly which school the girls attend) for the after school math club event that your honor student attends. Of course, criminals can be more opportunistic, and break into cars at sporting events en masse. After all, it doesn't take long, and the arena isn't in the best part of town, so the driver probably carried their protection, but had to leave it in the car to enter the venue.
Conversely, the (more common) display of "Co-exist" and anti-war stickers also speaks volumes about the home owner's plans for personal protection. Knowing that those stickers usually mean that this is someone who is anti-gun can make a criminal feel that much more confident that this is a home that will not be able to counter the criminal's own possession of a firearm during a home invasion.
Wasn't it nice of one car to advertise where to go to get said gun? It made selecting the sequence of the home invasions so much more straightforward. Are these hard and fast rules? No, but physicians should be able to reflect and recognize at this moment that we base clinical decisions on conclusions that often have no greater odds of correctness than the conclusions above.
So far, doctors, who typically don't plaster their cars with stickers, may read much of the above with bemusement. However, what does it advertise about you if you have a late model, high dollar sports car and a vanity plate that makes it clear that you are in a highly remunerated specialty, such as anesthesia or EP cardiology? How often is the gated security at your community actually manned?
They "grey man" (or woman) doesn't refer to the color of his car, nor his hair (necessarily). It is a term referring to maintaining an anonymous, inconspicuous profile while in public. To maintain such a visage does not mean one must be bland. Rather, one simply needs to not stick out and not be memorable in ways that could attract negative attention. It is not that the grey man shuns interact with others. Instead, the grey man does so with those of his choosing, sharing what information he purposefully wishes to share.
On the road, in particular, being the grey man means that one is not freely divulging personal information on the public byways. Displaying details of one's occupation, status, family and beliefs may draw the attention of those prone to acts of ill intent to yourself. Hopefully this results in nothing more than being singled out for having your car keyed because of the expressed political affiliations, but the consequences can be much more dire.
If you have children who drive consider two vehicles waiting for the light at an intersection. One is the vehicle described above, the other is a nice, but plain and unadorned car. If the next car in line happens to be filled with gang members or a paroled sex offender which vehicle do you want your child in?